This will be a general place where my two characters (Seraphina and Aeron) from a multi-verse DnD campaign will talk about their reactions to various plot developments.

Seraphina is a spastic little Halfling from the Western Plains of Faerun. She's become a relatively powerful Bard and a collector of weapons and artifacts.  She is in the process of mastering a staff known as Frostburn's Wrath, a keeper of a bronze griffin named Pook that will transform into the real thing at her will, and the owner of a pair of Gloves of the Starry Skies. She fights with a quarterstaff, a morningstar, and Frostburn's Wrath, and enjoys casting various spells on people. 

Aeron is a human from Krynn, whose argumentative, secretive, and stubborn nature immediately put him at odds with the resident paladin Mira. He is a formidable warrior and streetfighter, and is proficient with both a sword (named 'Lucky Bastard') and two masterwork daggers (which he prefers to use in a street fight). He is cynical about much of the world, and doesn't really pay much attention to alliances or sides. He has a very strange talent for crossdressing, which masks his deepest secrets about his past and his true identity.

We took on an elephant in a resized leather ensamble today. Can't say that very often, can I? 

Jayee dominated it.  Literally. Strange images ensued. 

Oh, and Mira turned into a bear. Among other animals.

: :sighs:: I sang The Epic Poem of Our Grand and Strange Journey a record of 4 times today. My throat hurts a bit. And I've decided it's time to invest in some sort of travelling pod for interdimensional hopping.

BTW. Valanthe and Aeron are fucking adorable.

 Well that ended well.

So we climbed up the mountain. Don't even ask about that part. Got to the top and what do we find?

A GREAT GAPING HOLE IN THE FABRIC OF SPACE AND SHIT.

And Seraphina got sucked in, then Jayee suddenly showed up and got sucked in too. Before we could even figure out what was happening the GIANT FREAKING HOLE expanded, and then we were all flying through dimensions, apparently. Because the three of us (yes, Valanthe got caught in it too, and I think she's freaked out by the thingie, since she's latched on to me with no sign of letting go. not that I mind, of course) were catapulted through time and space and landed in a closet.

After some poking around there (which involved a trip in a moving box, and Jayee threw up) we got sent hurdling through space again, this time landing in a place called (according to the flying doll with a pom pom on it's head) Traverse Town. Seraphina started speaking in tongues with it, and it told us to go to Radiant Garden. So we did. By the way, I am not staring at Valanthe. Even though she is wearing a particularly lovely dress. Ahem. 

We were then told to find Sora or Merlin. Lo and behold, they were in the exact same place. Things happened I'm not quite sure I understand, but we're off to a big castle a little ways off to retrieve a ward of Entropy in the pits of the castle, which is apparently guarded by things called heartlesses.

I am so confused right about now.

Unless I want Seraphina barging in every time she hears a noise from my room. Though, after we finish poking around this creepy cave, we'll have to leave Eberron. Which, somehow, bothers me a great deal. Never much cared for any particular place, but I'd rather not leave Eberron. In fact, I'd like to stay. And be a pirate.  With Valanthe. 

I'm not good with relationships. Saying I'm socially awkward is a nice way of putting it. I don't know what this makes us, or if it makes us anything other than . . . dancing partners? I'm flexible, she's flexible, I just don't know how far I can go with this emotionally.  I like dancing well enough.

Now that Aeron's secrets are out in the open (to us and a new special someone ::flails::), I shall begin a new epic poem. Much like my previous one chronicling the sexual adventures of my dear Jayee on a drunken night on the town with a male prostitute, I've decided to dedicate a new poem to Aeron and her pirate captain Valanthe. It would seem that Valanthe is fine with Aeron also being a girl (though Aeron would still prefer to hide it). We were supposed to get up early and go into the cave on the island (now that we're all healed and such; Mira's still getting over her concussion), but no one woke me up. I heard strange noises from the next room, and my sleepy mind thought the worst. I rushed in to defend Aeron. Instead I was given an eyeful and a glare. I gave a thumbs up and ran away. I wonder how this will all work out.

 Oh lookie! A pirate ship!

So lots has happened. Mira finally figured out Aeron's secret, but only when it hit her in the face and danced. She's been wary, keeping her distance, and acting really funny now that we've chartered a boat to find this . . . goblin pirate captain who'll tell us where another ward is.  The captain, we believe, has taken a liking to our dear Aeron ::waves a flag in encouragement:: and we've seen a bit of a behavior change in . . . well I guess him, already. 

Anyways life is weird but not entirely boring without Jayee. I miss her. My partner in mischief and annoying Big People. She got a vision and was sent to another universe with the elf. We're supposed to meet her later. I've been entrusted with Zidane. Silly canine was cowering in fear when the kraken had us. Some help he was.

COME BACK JAYEE. I HAVE NO ONE TO PLAY WITH. AND I MISS TODD.

I'd like this question answered, please. 

WHY was I picked for this? Why me, why not some other shmuck who actually cares? I just don't have time for this, I need to get out of this city, and fast. But nooooooo. Now I'm roped into helping these crazy fucks stop ENTROPY FROM TAKING OVER EXISTENCE!  I mean seriously. What are two miniature humans, an elf, a paladin, and me going to do? Don't get me started on the wolf. I think it's missing a few brain cells too many.